evilsexy:

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

comedownstairsandsayhello:

noparlpf:

I think some of yall need to remember the word “transphobe,” because “terf” actually only refers to one specific kind of transphobe, and I guarantee you that elon musk is not even a pretend feminist.

like that time someone called putin a terf. please look me in the eyes and tell me you think vladimir vladimirovich putin is a radical feminist

hemmeinandcallmehome:

Here’s to the people who weren’t abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here’s to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here’s to the kids whose parents didn’t know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here’s to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here’s to every mean comment that wouldn’t have been so bad if it hadn’t come from your mom; here’s to awkward family dinners because you’re all trying to forget;

here’s to you, survivor of a thousand ‘not as bad as it could have been’ hurts. I see you. You aren’t alone.

soberscientistlife:

thecollectibles:

Art by Law Chang

kurukahveci:

bradsmindbrain:

fallingtowers:

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i’ve got this business idea and it’s to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i’ve hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i’ve got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn’t really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it’s just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i’m pretty sure i’ve got tinnitus now but on the upside i’ve got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

cyber-clown:

ate a delightful raspberry ! quite scrumptious!

utopians:

tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING

memeuplift:

chateauofmymind:

ok guys fav cooking fat

butter

oil

animal fat of some kind (specify?)

ghee

archliches:

sunsetsounds:

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

avg day on late Web 2.0

leggybein-sfw:

do you prefer to keep the shower curtain open or closed when not in use?

open (i.e. you can see into the shower)

closed (i.e. you cannot see into the shower)

literally no preference

see results

my wife likes to keep them closed because it looks neater. so sometimes ill be on the toilet thinking “hmmm i wonder if there are bugs behind that closed curtain… scary” yknow?